The class of 97/98
BTEC National Diploma
in Computing
This is an all points bulletin:
The notorious "Coffee machine gang" has escaped from Limavady College Penitentiary.
Certain of its members are known to be dangerous and should only be approached with a drink
in one hand. They are known to roam the Limavady area, but some may have escaped to Donegal.
The police have issued the following discription. For further information you are advised to
check the FBI most wanted list at
regular intervals.
Peter "Not me again" MacArthur
Deposed leader of the gang. Can make himself invisible with ease. Thought to be hiding in
Tesco's.
Alan "Bill Gates" Bradley
Pretends to be a quiet man, but is likely to jump through 98 Windows in a vain effort to
escape. Is likely to develop disc problems if pushed to hard.
Ronan "Skateboard" Mailey
Unlikely to be working very hard but can avoid capture very rapidly.
Richard "Fisherman" Brown
This man is dangerous and tends to fight until his hands fracture. Best knocked down from
behind.
Karol "Distinction" Forrest
Is probably planning a new heist. Fights by hitting his opponents with very heavy
assignments.
Sonya "Girlguide" Doyle
Will pretend to be harmless, but can sneak off when you are not watching. She is likely
to retaliate.
Shannon "Smiley" Doherty
Friend of S.Doyle. Impossible to catch on a Monday. Approach with caution on a Tuesday.
Chris "It wasn't me" Nesbitt
Constantly acting very cool. Best captured by saying: "What's happening my man?"
and then leaving him alone until he trips over an old lady or something.
Paul "Hard man" Logan
The 'muscle' of this despicable outfit. Best incapacitated by running him down with a truck.
Paul "Will this lot do?" McLaughlin
Can be spotted by not working very hard or hardly at all. After capture send to labour camp.
Declan "Radio" Kennedy
Will pretend to be invisible. Don't believe him, he might just be about the place.
Linsey "Ok" Moore
A tough cookie. Likely to be talking to Kevin (see below). To capture, just hit
her over the head with a sharp tape recorder.
Martin "Explain this again" McCartney
Will try to talk himself out of capture. Only approach with fitted ear plugs.
Kevin "Deep Sleep" O'Neill
Don't try to apprehend this crook first thing in the morning - he won't be there. Likely to
talk very loudly to L. Moore. Best hit them both over the heads with the same recording
implement.
Paul "Back Bench" Carey
Tricky customer. Likely to try and argue himself out of any attempt at arrest. To capture,
just threaten him with Peter or Chris.
Don "Machine Code" Reilly
Will most likely be in female company. Tends to slink off when you are not looking.
Best captured by turning the music off.
James "Old Boy" Fletcher
Most likely member of the gang to be caught first. Regular checks of Room 57, to the right
of the door should surprise him for certain.
Hi gang - it was a real pleasure, and the coffee tastes better every day.
The class of 96/97
BTEC National Diploma
In Computing
