Of Yows and Cows and People in White Coats A nearly true tale of pointless endeavour remorselessly pursued; which also shows that all that fresh air in the country-side is not necessarily good for one.		Just ploughing along About the fascinating hobby of precision ploughing. A tale of derring-do and brave men dominating tractors and huge horse-like creatures.
	The famous Limavady Cattle Stampede   A tale of one careless border collie, his surprised owner and a herd of surprisingly surprised cows.		A Walk in the Dark     About the scary things that can happen when walking one's dog in the Roe Valley Country Park. During the night, of course.
	A Scenic Drive   A trip around the beautiful Roe Valley, featuring stunning scenery, bad driving, a wet submarine inspector and some strange customs.		The Guesthouse in Killarney   A story which does for Irish tourism what Northern Rock did for the British banking system.
	The Day they blew B2  A tale of industrial know-how, expertly planned and realised, in BOC's now defunct Maydown plant.		The Beaker People   Industrial shinannigans and social climbing at BOC's long-gone Maydown plant. After reading this tale of woe, you'll never want to wear a safety helmet again!
	A funny thing happened . . . .  Describing my short career as a Roman slave and soldier during the making of the movie "A funny thing happened on the way to the forum"

 
  

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